Jeb Bush Says Immigrants Are More Fertile

By Tom Z
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Florida Governor Jeb Bush stirred up some controversy during a speech earlier today, when he said that immigrants are “more fertile” than native-born Americans.  His words, courtesy of CNN:

“Immigrants create far more businesses than native-born Americans over the last 20 years. Immigrants are more fertile, and they love families, and they have more intact families, and they bring a younger population. Immigrants create an engine of economic prosperity,” Bush said at the annual Faith and Freedom conference in the nation’s capital.

Bush continued, “What I’m trying to say is, immigrants love to fuck.  It’s like, their thing.  Pretty much all they do is drink horchata and pop out babies.  Once in awhile they watch a soccer match, but then it’s immediately back to fucking.  I’ve heard that Big Pun song, I know how those Boricuas and Morenas like to get down.  Plus, my neighbors are from Mexico and it sounds like they’re running a damn jackhammer over there.  All day long, it never ends.  In case it’s not clear, what I’m saying is, I should have married a Latina.  With these Florida chicks, it’s like breaking into Fort Knox.  And when you do actually crack the code, they don’t do anything, they just lay there like a dead fish.  Yeah, this guy over here knows what I’m talking about.  That’s why we need immigration reform immediately.  Now who else wants a margarita?